Piada nº1
Do you know what a worm tells to another worm when they're feeding?
- Can you believe it? Look at this pig...
Piada nº 2
Do you know what is the difference between a guy with lots of money and a guy with lots of IP as in Intellectual Property?
The first one, bitches make a queue to bend their spines in front of him, on the second one, they make a queue to bend their spines behind him...